Vigorously. And with much worse language than you would expect from a pedigree cat. Read the product descriptions to feel the white hot burn of his puny outrage.
My face on your shit...
That's right, I'm cuter than your family. Get rid of those framed photos and buy stuff with cats on it. Put that shit all over your house. Because when I'm surveying my domain, I want to see nothing but me looking back at me!